LNR · V1.0SD 43489.4
1701-D
1 PER QTR
AWAY TEAM
EST · SD 43000
LE NOUS ROYAL · BOUTIQUE AI · 1 CLIENT PER QUARTER · THE COUNTER-CULTURE AI AGENCY

◗ AI for leverage · humans for the magic

LE NOUS ROYAL

“the royal we”: a crew of one, with a fleet's worth of range.

Launch or refit your D2C brand in one quarter. You keep the keys.

Big-company scale on an indie budget. I learned how Google and Zappos build, and how to lean all the way into a brand. Now you get the playbook. Without the agency, the retainer, or the deck.

One quarter, fixed fee. If the fit's wrong, you'll know by week two, for sure.

SHIPPED TO 5B+ USERS IDEA → SHIPPED IN A QUARTER AVAILABLE · 1 CLIENT PER QUARTER

* the “we” is, technically, one person. far out, eh? the work ships.

THE DUDE ABIDES

The operating model

The Bridge

Two meanings, one idea. First, the ship's bridge, where a single captain runs the whole vessel. You at the conn, AI at the consoles, a bench of greats on call. Then the bridge we build, from where you are to shipped: idea → product, your stack → the AI age. One quarter across. You keep the keys.

◗ Service record · where the range comes from
Google Search YouTube Affirm Zappos Amazon Accenture

The perfect blend of chaos and structure.

Most AI shops sell theatre: a deck, a workshop, a vague promise. I sell the opposite. A partner who's seen both sides (Google-scale innovation and creative, plus the founder's grind of shipping his own) who'll actually ship yours.

High EQ, high IQ, and TPM rigour in one room. A program manager's whole job is working across every function and stitching the parts into one big-picture vision, which is exactly what a company of one is built to do. We modernize how you work, upskill the team on AI, and set the business up to profit. Core creativity stays human-led.

“Let me help you profit from years of working for the Man.”new stuff has come to light

We flipped the playbook

If it were easy, everyone would be doing it, eh?

The going consulting model is built to bill, not to ship. So we turned it upside down.

Six-month roadmapOne quarter, shipped
Fat retainer, foreverFixed fee, then done
A deckA working product
Account managers & juniors doing the workThe one you hail is the one who ships
Lock-inYou keep the keys
Become the manBeat the man

What the research actually says

Most AI doesn't work yet. We're built for the part that does.

The big studies all say the same thing. The tools are everywhere; the results are rare. The difference is never the model. It's how it's applied.

See the data · 5 studies
80%+

of companies report no material bottom-line impact from gen-AI. Yet.

McKinsey ↗
74%

struggle to scale AI past pilots into real value.

BCG ↗
55%

avoid AI use cases over data & risk concerns.

Deloitte ↗
58%

of small businesses now use gen-AI. Most don't know where to start.

U.S. Chamber ↗
5.5:1

they'll embrace AI, if they trust who's behind it.

Edelman ↗

That's the gap I live in: one real use case, measurable before the next. Human-led, no hype, and you keep the keys.

◗ Receipts, not promises

See the numbers · the receipts
5B+
users served on support.google.com
$1.5B
revenue growth driven across EMEA
30 days
idea → App Store + Play Store (gatefold.fm)
17
engineering teams unified with AI at Affirm
chatbot accuracy gain on Google support
45%
fewer support contacts, +23% satisfaction

Drawn to spec. Built to ship.

// every capability, accounted for. no theatre, lotta ins, lotta outs.

1)

Creative Ideation & 0→1 Concepts

From a napkin idea to a shipped product. Idea-accelerator energy, minus the committee.

2)

Email Marketing & Funnel Definition

Define the funnel, wire up Mailchimp, and make the numbers move. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your funnel, man.

3)

Customer Service, Chatbots, & LLMs

Internal and customer-facing bots that deflect real tickets, not real customers. And, by royal decree, don't make things up.

4)

AI Transformation & Upskilling

End-to-end AI transformation: workflows modernized, tools wired up, team fluency built, while core creativity stays human-led.

5)

Cultural Adaptation & Localization

Translation and true cultural adaptation, so a concept lands in every market it visits. Led by a fluent French speaker. BA in French, GTM for EMEA’s top 50 brands.

6)

Brand, Creative, & Design

Brand-building that leans all the way in, so you don't look like every other AI startup.

7)

Modernize Your Stack

Big-company operations on your indie tools (Shopify, Square, Stripe, Mailchimp) wired to run like a machine.

Shopify Square Stripe Mailchimp Klaviyo Localization Product Dev Recommendation Engines

The differentiators

Nine reasons it works.

01

A crew of one, a fleet's range

One accountable person. Agency breadth, none of the overhead.

02

Receipts, not promises

5B+ users served · +250% YoY launches · idea → App Store in 30 days.

03

Fixed fee. You keep the keys.

No retainer, no lock-in. We launch you and leave.

04

AI for leverage, humans for the magic

Machine speed, human taste. The soul stays intact.

05

Personality is the proof

Range you can see. A beige consultancy would be lying about it.

06

Big-company pedigree

Google (incl. The ZOO, Paris), Zappos, Affirm, all in one head.

07

Named, productized engagements

The Bridge · the Away Team · Launch / AI Refit. Not vague "advisory."

08

Built in the open

You watch it ship: documented, handed over, runnable without me.

09

We help you beat the man

No "biggest," no "first." Just the work that ships.

The signature engagement · one quarter, 1:1

Riff with me for a quarter, and launch the thing.

Imagine riffing with a fellow creative who first understands your vision, then helps you shape it and ship it. One quarter, 1:1. Idea → shipped product, as deep as it takes: ecommerce, recommendation engines, tax nexus, transfer pricing, the lot.

Twelve weeks. One Dude. A product that ships.

One “dude,” every hat you need

part strategist part engineer part product part designer part brand & creative part producer part data analyst part localizer part go-to-market part ecommerce operator part AI wrangler part sounding board part TPM rigour part honest-feedback-giver
// the dude's rug. it really tied the room together.

The engagement

The Away Team.

A focused crew beams into your business, learns it cold, comes back with ideas, and builds it with you, from business process to your site to the product you ship. No hovering, no meetings about meetings. We focus, we collaborate, we get it done. Then we hand you the keys.

Mission · 0 → 1

Launch

Get the idea out the door.

A focused strike on the thing that has to ship. A 0 → 1 launch, a make-or-break build, the deadline that can't slip. Idea to live in a quarter, in real users' hands. You keep the keys.

Mission · level-up

AI Refit

Bring it into the AI age.

Business stalling? We transform it end to end: business process, the site, the product, what you ship. Modernized, AI-leveraged, creative again. More value, more speed, less cost.

Either mission · one quarter · 1:1 · fixed-fee. You keep the keys. Built for D2C & creative brands.

How the away team runs

One quarter. Three moves.

No retainers, no standing meetings about meetings. The goal is to get you going in a quarter, then hand you the keys. I'd rather launch you and leave than be a line item that never ends.

01

Riff

Two weeks of riffing. I learn the business, the taste, and the real goal. Then we name the one thing worth building.

02

Shape

We scope it for real. Funnel, stack, edge cases, the CRA-compliance-and-recommendation-engine stuff nobody warned you about. A plan you could hand to anyone. You won't have to.

03

Ship

I build it with you, in the open. AI for leverage, TPM rigour for the finish. You end the quarter with a shipped product, not a deck.

1 CLIENT PER QUARTER ONE QUARTER · 1:1 MADE TO MEASURE · SUR MESURE Right-sized to what you actually need. Fixed-fee, not hourly, scoped on the call. Always more value for less.

◗ More value, not less, for a fraction

The big firms each own one thing. You get all of it, from one person who has actually shipped.

AKQA · Instrument · Work & Co

Range & creative taste.

Accenture

Data & scale.

McKinsey

Frameworks & rigour.

Le Nous Royal

All three, made to measure. Built & shipped in the real world, 1:1.

À la carte, that range runs:

Shopify storefront redesign · agency $8–30k
Email + funnel buildout · Mailchimp $3–12k
SEO, metadata & site cleanup $2–8k/mo
0→1 product build · dev shop / agency $50–200k
A senior generalist to run it all · FTE $150k+/yr

You shouldn't have to choose between range, data and frameworks, or hire three firms and eat their overhead to get them. One accountable person, made to measure. A creative shop's taste, a consultancy's data, a strategist's frameworks, plus the real-world, founder-level experience and 1:1 attention the big guys can't sell. They charge crazy sums because they are the man. Le Nous Royal helps you beat the man. Without becoming him. Our rates are value-based, not crazy.

The anti-agency stance

We don't sell hours. We sell shipped.

Retainers and hourly rates are the agency's racket. The longer it drags, the more they bill, so nothing's ever quite done. We refuse to play it. One fixed fee for the quarter. We ship, hand you the keys, and leave. No meter running, no auto-renewing monthly, no reason to pad the hours. We get paid to launch you, not to linger. We set you up to be sustainable, not dependent. That's the counter-culture part: we win when you don't need us anymore.

NO RETAINERS NO HOURLY BILLING ONE FIXED FEE · ONE QUARTER YOU KEEP THE KEYS

What a quarter can look like

One hero build. A few supporting moves.

A typical quarter is one hero build + two or three supporting deliverables, plus a standing slice of senior capacity. You pick the hero; we pick the supporting cast in week one.

A representative quarter, not a parts list. I don't invoice tasks; I learn the business and build what actually serves it.

Hero build · pick one

0→1 Product

A working v1 in real users' hands. Concept to live MVP.

Chatbot / LLM

Deployed, with evals in CI, not a demo that dies on Monday.

Recommendation Engine

A live “you might also like” that earns its keep.

Funnel Rebuild

Email + funnel re-architected, instrumented, converting.

Stack Modernization

Migrated and humming on Shopify / Square / Stripe / Mailchimp.

Brand & Creative System

A coherent identity + asset kit your team can actually use.

Supporting moves · pick two or three

AI upskilling Localization Creative ideation Email & lifecycle Design & creative Personalization tune-up Stripe / Square integration Stack glue
+ STANDING CAPACITY A slice of senior throughput all quarter: strategy when you need a map, hands on the keys when you need a thing made.

Twelve weeks is enough time to ship something real, and not enough to overthink it. That's the point.

◗ Atelier Le Nous Royal · la galerie

Les Concepts

Proof we ship: et que nous sommes drôles. Built for the love of it, then made to actually work. Range, humour, and a finished product. Pick three.

▮ chiefs-trivia · live

Chiefs Trivia

Fan-trivia game for Chiefs Kingdom. Brand obsession, gamified.

▮ poker-clock · live

Poker Clock

A tournament blind-timer that actually looks good. Structure for chaos.

▮ gatefold.fm · live

gatefold.fm

An app for vinyl/CD/tape nerds. One shelf, a daily pick, a snarky AI clerk. Built & shipped solo. iOS · Android · Web.

▮ gatefold.fm/store · live

Gatefold Store

Turn a crate of records into a priced, scannable catalogue and a real register, folding table to full storefront. Live demo on the page.

TRÈS DEMURE · TRÈS MINDFUL · TRÈS SHIPPÉ · LE NOUS ROYAL · VOILÀ · TRÈS DEMURE · TRÈS MINDFUL · TRÈS SHIPPÉ · LE NOUS ROYAL · VOILÀ ·

Where the “we” comes from.

gatefold.fm · Founder 2026 Idea to App Store + Play Store in 30 days. 1,000 users and 400k albums logged in the first month. AI building AI with Claude. Next.js, Capacitor, Supabase, Vercel.
Affirm · Staff TPM 2025–26 Wired Slack, Jira, Git & Workspace into Claude + Notion AI across 17 engineering teams; built custom MCP connectors. Cut contact rate 45%, lifted CSAT 23%.
Google · Sr. Manager, TPM 2017–23 Global ML/AI on support.google.com (5B+ users). LLM chatbots, AI agents, translation. 6× chatbot accuracy, −28% escalations, +12pt satisfaction.
Google · The ZOO, Paris 2015–17 GTM & strategy for a 50-person creative think-tank serving the top 50 brands in EMEA. $1.5B in revenue growth.
Google · Chief of Staff 2012–15 Search & Assistant, including the Knowledge Panel and the Assistant launch. Lead TPM on “A Beautiful Revolution” (Project Kennedy), Google’s first-ever cross-product redesign (15 product areas under CEO sponsorship) delivering its press-conference launches across eng teams. The Verge ↗
Zappos.com / Amazon · Sr. TPM 2007–11 TPM for Zappos’ core ecommerce + CX funnel: the recommendation engine, a new Java web platform, the 6pm.com launch (+250% YoY), and the post-acquisition Fulfilled-by-Amazon integration (the company’s #1 OKR, cited on Amazon’s earnings call). One of Zappos’ milestone tech innovations, per WWD.

Receipts · the dots I connected

I connect the dots. Here's the paper trail.

None of this was a solo act of genius. It was orchestration. A program manager's job is connecting the people, teams, and pieces into one thing that actually ships. Imagine what dots I can connect for you.

I helped launch Google's Star Trek computer. Now you can have your own.

The Verge “…the most successful by far.” On Project Kennedy, Google’s first cross-product redesign, which I led as TPM. · read ↗
▶ Watch the launch Project Kennedy: Google’s launch film The cross-product redesign I led as TPM · YouTube ↗

The work, in the press

◗ Who we partner with

Our specialty: D2C and creative brands, makers, indie labels, creative commerce with taste and a story (Gatefold is one of ours). If you build something and want more, better, faster (AI for leverage, soul fully intact), we should talk.

◗ On the matter of « we »

Why a company of one says “we.”

“The royal we” is the pluralis majestatis, how monarchs have spoken for a thousand years. Never “I,” always “we,” because a sovereign never stands alone; they carry a whole court with them.

It's the joke, and it's the whole promise. Hire Le Nous Royal and you hire one person, but every team that person stood on comes too. Google, Zappos, Affirm, and a founder who shipped his own. That's range a single “I” could never claim.

And there's a second “we,” the one that matters most: you and me. This is a partnership, not a purchase order. We riff, we shape, we ship. Together.

“We” is the most important word on this page. It means you're never doing this alone.

Personnel file · reserve crew

A crew of one. A bench of greats.

The “we” is still one person. That's the bit, and the promise. The person you hail is the person who ships. But when a build deserves a specialist, I don't fake it or hand it to a junior. I hail the bench: a short list of genuinely great people I've shipped with and trust. Named at kickoff, on call, and only on the jobs that need them. A fleet's worth of range without the agency. First seats below; more crew revealed soon.

LNR·CREW-01 COMING SOON

AI Art Direction

Name revealed soon

Generative visuals with a fine-art eye. Work featured in museums. The crazy-good stuff, pointed at your brand.

LNR·CREW-02 COMING SOON

Motion · Film · Video

Name revealed soon

Director & producer. Work screened on film and produced in France. Cinematic motion from concept to final cut.

LNR·CREW-03 COMING SOON

Creative Direction

Name revealed soon

Award-winning creative. Concept to craft, social to stage to screen.

LNR·CREW-04 COMING SOON

Data & ML Engineering

Name revealed soon

Data analysis, feature engineering, and the heavy AI-data work. Legit, and proudly surly, bud..

◗ Bench reach · activated per build

AI & art creative direction film & video motion media social on stage on screen devices & kiosks lighting IT & integration data & ML feature engineering experiential production

The bench activates only when the work calls for it. You always hire the one, and you keep the keys.

◗ Frequently, fairly, asked

A few questions, man.

Isn't “AI consultant” just the new word for grifter?

Often, yes, and you're right to be wary. The going model: a six-month roadmap, a buzzword deck, a fat retainer, and a pilot that moves nothing. The studies back the skepticism. 80%+ of companies see no bottom-line impact from gen-AI yet. We do the opposite. One person on the real problem first, working output before you commit. We help you beat the man; we're not the man.

So the “we” is… one person?

One person. That's the whole joke, and the whole pitch. You get the range of an agency, minus the agency. No account managers, no hand-offs to a junior. The person you hail is the person who ships.

Isn't betting on one human risky?

Less than betting on a team you'll never meet. One quarter, a fixed fee, a scope you sign off on. If the fit's wrong you'll know in week two, not month six. And everything we build is yours, for sure: documented, handed over, and runnable without me.

What if I need a whole department?

Then I'm probably the wrong call, and I'll say so in the first conversation. This is built for 0→1 and modernize-the-stack work, not for staffing a 40-person org. Honest fit beats a signed contract.

Do you actually write the code, or just “advise”?

I write it. AI for leverage, hands on the keys, TPM rigour on the finish. gatefold.fm went idea → App Store in 30 days the same way.

Why all the Star Trek and bowling?

Because range is the product, and a beige consultancy site would be lying about it. The work underneath is dead serious. The rug just ties the room together.

◗ Book a fit call · 1 client per quarter

Make it so.

You get the quarter to yourself. The person you meet is the person who ships. Bring a concept, a mess, or a maybe. The dude abides.

▶ Hail Us hello@lenousroyal.com gatefold.fm →
FIXED FEE · NOT HOURLY NO RETAINER YOU KEEP THE KEYS FIT? YOU'LL KNOW BY WEEK TWO